DISQUS

ekai · 10 months ago

I'll retweet this to our solutions provider so we can maximize user engagement through crowdsourcing before reaching the tipping point. We can then bring in the SEO and social media experts to revolutionize the long tail and interface with the Twitterverse via open APIs and distributed Creative Commons licensed mashups. Angel investors will then provide seed funding to widgetize our Facebook meme tracker application for maximum virality. We'll launch our beta right before our exclusive sponsored SXSW party featuring MC Scobleizer-a-lot and MC Hammer lipdub to Michael Arrington yelling at PR staff, while liveblogging and lifecasting for all you C listers who didn't already mark 'attending' on the Upcoming and Facebook event listings.

Raena · 10 months ago

*applause!* :D

drewolanoff · 10 months ago

That was impressive.

aguynamededdy · 9 months ago

FTW!

Orical · 10 months ago

LOL , to funny, submitted to digg here : http://digg.com/tech_news/Social_Marketing_Bull...

dizimatt74 · 10 months ago

I'm social bookmarking this one :)

craiga · 10 months ago

I just saw "social startup" on sitepoint.com and immediately thought of this.

matt schulte · 10 months ago

I hope you are going to monetize this foray into the attention economy by providing the opportunity for thought leaders to bid on getting added to the randomly selected queue.

Chris Rechtsteiner · 10 months ago

Outstanding. Simply outstanding. Bravo!

Geoff Gaspar · 10 months ago

I just shot a quick poll to my tweeples and they wanted to know: do you get special credit if you black out the ENTIRE grid over just one cocktail?

Viveka · 10 months ago

This is market-leading fashion-forward blue-sky solutioneering, right here. Bingo!

Raena · 10 months ago

Oh, you're *good!*

Will · 10 months ago

Awesome.
I love it - I really really do.

Andrew McMillen · 10 months ago

Hilarious! I mean, ahem, highly insightful and worth sharing. A+ would deal with again

Shana Ray · 10 months ago

I cannot believe Twitter isn't on here... It is the most talked about and most understood of social media tools.

Raena · 10 months ago

Psst, it's randomly selected. Twitter turns up a few times.

Shana · 10 months ago

Yeah, my dumb ass realized that two seconds too late... and there is no delete button.

Daniel Ha · 10 months ago

Where did you get a copy of Disqus' business plan?

Bertil · 10 months ago

::bows:: to your mastery, Jedi Lord

Todd Tweedy · 10 months ago

Couple of additions -- but I only refreshed 4 times -- so maybe they are in the database. Here goes: Flow, Pass Along, Connectivity, Co-Creation, User Generated Dialogs, Buddy List Listening, Neighboring (shit that's my trademarked term too - LOL).

Raena · 10 months ago

Ha, lovely!

Facebook User · 10 months ago

Beautimus Maximus!!! Marked this in my Fav. on the Twitter-side. E-commerce Einstein.

Justin Davies · 10 months ago

I just some guys capital raising. They just did a find and replace from "strategy" to "social networking strategy", monetized a few eyeballs, viralled a couple of investors, and viola!

Next we need one for carbon trading / green....

Stephen McGillen · 10 months ago

Where is The Long Tail ? Twitter ?

Raena · 10 months ago

Twitter's in there, but I'll chuck in long tail now!
Thanks for your collaborative conversation ;)

@jearle · 10 months ago

I think we can leverage the thinkings to vertically promote this metameme.

Katie Harris · 10 months ago

Just magnificent.

Gary Soup · 10 months ago

Now if I can only get twitter to filter out all posts using any of those terms....

Bekah Buttons · 10 months ago

i'm sooo twitting this right now

Josh Copeland · 10 months ago

I love the notes on the highlights

Paul Hydzik · 10 months ago

Buzz word Bingo. Simply masterful!

tomob · 10 months ago

I would sure like to see a few "well worn" case studies included

Dell
Lego
@comcastcares
Zappos

Not that I don't like them, but have heard them all 7 times now!

TO'B

WakyneK · 10 months ago

The irony would be complete if you allowed readers to add their own BS words

Boxxy · 10 months ago

awsomesauce

Steve Poppe · 9 months ago

Too funny. I call this crap marko-babble. But to create a game around it is brilliant. Now thaaaaaat's social. Hee hee.

Noreen · 9 months ago

I love this! Very timely - I'm attending a Social Marketing Seminar next week :)

James · 9 months ago

Loving it.

Jason Grant · 8 months ago

This hits the nail right on the head!

Stephen Michael Kellat · 7 months ago

Excellent!

Michael F · 7 months ago

Did you ever see the bullfighter add-on for MISWORD? (Oops, I mean MS. Word) It was created by Deloitte for its consultants to reduce the bull in presentations!